The Daily Dear

It's Freaky Friday, Y'all!

First: About Freaky Friday - Every Friday I will write about something totally freaky from my week.  My definition of "freaky" may change from week to week.  Sometimes it may be funny, other times scary, other times, ironic.  You'll just have to see.

Dear Mr. Banana Peel,

Yesterday morning I was having a pretty crazy day.  It was raining, and I was running late.  I had to stop by the store to get some cupcakes.  I jumped out of my car and lo and behold!  You - Mr. Banana Peel - were lying all rotten and brown and wet on the pavement directly under my feet.  You lucky thing, you.  If I had slipped and busted my you-know-what because of you, I would have had some words.  And they wouldn't have been nice.

But I must say, thank you for not making me fall.  Although it probably would have been funny later on.  But don't get any ideas.

Love, Me